When Sen. Dick Lugar ran his 30th consecutive ACLI Capital Challenge last year, the celebration was a modest one. Everyone just assumed there’d be a few more milestones ahead.

But the Indiana Republican lost his primary last week. Next year, he will no longer be eligible to run the annual three-miler, which pits teams of Capitol Hill folks, agency staffers and journalists against one another. So it was his 31st race Wednesday in Anacostia Park that turned into a bittersweet victory lap.

One way to announce you have Alzheimer’s is to issue a quiet statement and fade into history. That’s not Glen Campbell’s route.

Instead, the “Rhinestone Cowboy” legend publicly announced his diagnosis, sang at the Grammys in February and started a tour of farewell concerts around the world.

• Insane costumes, blood-soaked dancing, a general lack of pants — we in the U.S. are fairly used to Lady Gaga’s stagecraft by now, but it’s still fairly heady stuff in Indonesia, where officials just pulled the plug on her sold-out June 3 concert in Jakarta, reports the Associated Press. Islamic hard-liners and conservative politicians had criticized her sexually suggestive style — with some claiming she worships the devil — and local police, fearing violent protests, announced Tuesday they had withdrawn the permits for the concert at a 52,000-seat stadium.

Does George Stevens Jr. ever yearn for a bigger screen? The producer/director is Washington's biggest movie buff — the founder of the American Film Institute, the creator of the tributes to showbiz greats at the Kennedy Center Honors — but most of his own work has been in television. Now that he’s published a new paean to Hollywood — “The Great Moviemakers: The Next Generation,” interviews with post-studio system icons like Spielberg, Altman and Truffaut — we wondered if the son of the late film director George Stevens Sr. (“Giant,” “A Place in the Sun”) is wistful for a road not taken.

“Some find themselves underemployed, some need the additional marketing traction and some are just bored. They all need the attention.”

— Hank Stuever on why “taking a TV judging job is the new late-career choice for the nation’s celebrity class,” in his review of the no-longer-shocking shock jock Howard Stern’s “America’s Got Talent” debut. “He’s been a little lonely, we think,” Stuever surmises. Sadly for him, AGT’s overnight ratings were a dud, reports Lisa de Moraes.

Grover, we’re worried. This photo we’ve obtained of you — bleary, boozy, disheveled. It doesn’t look good. Want to tell us what’s going on here?

“Acting!” declared Grover Norquist, doing his best Jon Lovitz-as-master-thespian imitation.

“No moonwalking. No moonwalking today.”

— President Obama at Barnard College’s commencement Monday, turning down a shouted request from an audience member after he waxed nostalgic about his graduation in 1983, when “Sally Ride was the first American woman in space [and] music was all about Michael and the moonwalk.”

Venue: U.S. Capitol Visitor Center

Cause: Combating “seafood fraud.”

Bona fides: Concerned mom and beach-goer; plays a grim-faced accountant/cat lady on “The Office.”

Event: A musical performance to kick off National Nursing Home Week.

“The skin on his face is looser than in days gone by. . . He unlooses long, leonine yawns without bothering to cover his mouth, as if he were in the room alone. . . He steeples his forefingers against his lips, then does the same with his pinkie fingers. Then repeats the pattern. Forefingers, pinkies. Forefingers, pinkies. Or he taps his left ring finger against the table — though there’s no ring on it anymore.”

Asking price: $1.195 million

Details: Want to live like one of the “The Real Housewives of D.C.”? Check out this striking home where part of the short-lived reality series was filmed. Built in 1926, the four-bedroom villa-style mansion in 16th Street Heights served as a church and a consulate over the years. When the real estate agent and her consultant husband (who recently separated) bought it in 1999, “there were holes in the floor, you could see through the ceilings,” she told our colleague Abha Bhattarai. They reworked it into a 4,800-square foot showplace – the living room has a 19-foot ceiling – which two years ago played host to a few amusingly tense made-for-TV parties when the owners briefly became reality stars.

Big year for Caps goalie Braden Holtby: The team’s breakout star this season just became a dad. Fiancée Brandi Bodnar gave birth to a boy, Benjamin Hunter Holtby, on Thursday, reports our colleague Tarik El-Bashir.