“2 Broke Girls,” CBS’ young raunchy comedy hit, has driven the network’s older raunchy comedy hit “Two and a Half Men” out of Monday night, opening up a half-hour for the network’s only new comedy this fall.

Despite nabbing the highest judges scores on Monday night’s performance show, TV host Maria Menounos was eliminated from “Dancing With the Stars.”

There was an audible gasp in the ballroom when Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke Charvet revealed that Maria and her partner, Derek Hough, wouldn’t make it to next week’s season finale. They were against NFL player Donald Driver and Peta Murgatroyd in the bottom two; Donald will join classical singer Katherine Jenkins/Mark Ballas and actor William Levy/Cheryl Burke in the final competition round.

Then again, it’s sex on college campuses: There will always be something to say.

She’s played by L.A. babe Kerry Washington. Smith is the show’s co-executive producer. Her first book, “Good Self, Bad Self,” debuts this week, too.

Thus we are introduced to uShip, a company through which independent drivers bid on the right to haul your business around the country. Think of the show as the third installment of a trilogy that has thus far included “Storage Wars” and “Gold Rush: Alaska” — shows that make A&E the equivalent of Bravo for your dad. Instead of watching gay men and bossy women design open-floor-plan living rooms, he can watch braggy straight men design a wooden infrastructure that will support a 13-foot metal horse statue on its journey from New York to Florida.

Your pumpkin pie isn’t going to win any major awards. And frankly, your green bean casserole is often soupy.

But here’s one way to definitely impress your relatives this Thanksgiving: Take the following Turkey Day TV quiz and brag about your high score while everyone digs into their sweet potatoes and stuffing.

When the “Arrested Development” cast and crew recently announced plans to reboot the Bluth family, fans were excited. Then they were cautiously optimistic. Now they can be excited again ... as long as they have a Netflix subscription.

The American Music Awards lack the gravitas of the Grammys and the edgy absurdity of the MTV Video Music Awards. They’re your middle of the road, not terribly important, let’s-chuck-this-on-TV-right-before-Thanksgiving awards show.

Tonight’s episode of “The Walking Dead” — the appropriately titled “Secrets” — taught us an important lesson: Glenn can’t keep one.

YOU’RE A GOOD APP, Charlie Brown.

The holiday season heralds the warmest chestnuts of classic animation, including “A Charlie Brown Christmas.” But this year, for the first time, the beloved “Peanuts” special is being delivered digitally as a book app.

IT WAS A HANGOVER, and not a layover, that kept Seth MacFarlane off American Airlines Flight 11.

On Sunday night, MacFarlane satirized the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks a decade after the plane he was scheduled to be aboard was flown into one of the Twin Towers. The episode of “Family Guy” — the cornerstone in MacFarlane’s animation empire — was a dark reminder that had Fox’s future multimillionaire creator-producer made it to the Boston airport minutes earlier, he wouldn’t be among us to lampoon those very events.

“Shipping Wars” (A&E at 9 p.m.) People who hire themselves to move really big things on deadline.

It skewers the unmistakable Portland vibe with a wisp of love in its heart, as Armisen (slumming from “Saturday Night Live”) and Brownstein (a veteran of the indie rock scene who knows of what she mocks when it comes to the Pacific Northwest) take on a stereotypical array of characters: demanding foodies, impossible enviro-warriors, arrogant bicyclists, zealous homeowners, feminist booksellers and deluded artisans.